By MsConfusedd - 09/08/2012 14:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

I might have just vomited a bit.

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dankpotatoes 2

The salty ones are always the best

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Apparently it's actually healthy -___- Still, that's freaking NASTY.

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challan 19

You must be so proud Op! Such a great lineage you have there! Grandma the boogie eater, and Dad has got to be the nut scratchier, right? hey... is your mom your gf?

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olpally 32

Calling someone a name over the Internet, how mature of you... Thumb her down if you don't like the comment. If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

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Skyblu10 10

Trying to argue with someone over the Internet, how smart of you!

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sacredeye73 11

In all seriousness, Eating boogers is good for you. It builds up the immune system. I wouldn't recommend adults doing this in public, as, it is socially unacceptable. But... All you mommys out there, let the kiddies eat them up! It'll save a trip to the doc come cold and flu season.

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olpally 32

Family guy episode- mother tucker Quagmire sees Lois and peter's mom... He asks if Lois is single... She says no and introduces quagmire to peter's mother, Thelma(I think that's her name) quagmire says "who's thelma?" Lois says, "this is Thelma." and then quagmire says, "ewwwwwwwwwww." lol I imagine quagmire saying this to this FML.. Lol.. I need to get a life.

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ItsTheKing 10

Son of a bitch. Usually when I see comments this long they contain the funnies. There were no ******* funnies.

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olpally 32

Sorry 51... I tried and I failed... Time for me to *drink a beer* and watch the thumbs down commence... Mmmmm, beer :D

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Celina_Lune 20

I almost puked. I guess life comes full circle. Eating your boogers as a kid? I guess you will in old age as well!

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BubbleGrunge 18

You speak to my heart Noor...every aspect of your comment!!

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perdix 29

When I see my grandma put her finger in her nose, I look the other direction. Sometimes not knowing is better. People who don't know what the Blue Waffle is are better than those who do.

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kirbeaar 19

Agree 100% and don't forget about special fried rice.

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namyo 13

I may have to urban dictionary that one

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Bluekaren16 19

52 - I looked it up too -_-. But it might not even be real? I mean blue waffles are not real.

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perdix 29

#60, whatever it takes to get you through. Whatever it takes...

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Bluekaren16 19

Perdix then what is the medical term for it?

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Psych101 9

87- We could ask DocBastard, my guess is the correct term is "****** up."

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perdix 29

#87. I don't know. I'm not that kind of doctor. The less you know about it and think about, the better person you will be. Let it go!

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Bluekaren16 19

Its just annoying when people make up diseases so the kids at school spread disturbing pictures and start degrading women with a made up disease.

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