By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - 06/12/2011 15:36 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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Same thing different taste

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We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.

Andr913 13

When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.

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ImStillProud 5

Well Randy, this IS the perfect time to study "a broad"

Dude nobody says randy here. We just say horny, you'll be reet.

so now, everytime you say "Hi, I'm Randy." you might be slapped by some chick.

Poetaster 10

If it was me, I would switch my name to horny. But, I'm weird that way...

getsunny 0

Good lord u r not going to India. In Hindi, which is the Indian language, Randy means "prostitute."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure there's more than just Hindi.

RedPillSucks 31

Probably means the "official" language.

Man talk about the end of the world, sounds like white problems.

Regular people in England have that name. They can tell the difference. You won't be getting teased any more than they do.