By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - 06/12/2011 15:36 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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JBrownie123 24

We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.

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Andr913 13

When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.

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OfficeNinja 5

No problem. Tell everyone your name is Horney. See how easy that was?

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krez 20

Hate to break it to you, but it means the same thing in the U.S. too. Not a big deal though. Think of how many Richards are walking around with everyone calling them Dick.

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DocAwesome 1

Well, let me buy a brandy first then take the randyness out of you ;)

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torchhh 1

You're lucky you aren't going to India. It means ***** over there

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RedPillSucks 31

Come on, parents. Please stop taking crack during pregnancy and pick decent names for your kids... Banned boys names: Leslie, Marion, Beverly, Stacy, Ashley. (Sorry for anyone with the last name Dumas) Banned girls names: Randi, Wilhelmina, (ANY name starting with La like Lawanda, Lashawna, etc.) (Any name with wierd stuff buried in it, like Sh'thead, or Latrina, yes these are real names)

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Ocelotstar1995 7

Welcome to England :P

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newmandotcom 6

Hello ladies. I'm Randy. You can call me, Randy. It works dude. Trust me. Randy newman. Look me up. Www.facebook.com/newmandotcom

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JDC2910 0

We don't even use the word randy, we say horny!

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