By ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward - 06/12/2011 15:36 - United States

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Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML
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JBrownie123 24

We aren't retarded. We use the word horny a lot more. Randy is a dying word over here.

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Andr913 13

When I was in England, the name Lou seemed to be very popular. It has a little tinkle to it.

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UnluckyDude96 8

Duh go by Randall

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elisabeth1_fml 0

Well don't come to Australia then cause it means the same thing here lol

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Mipz 2

Go by Rand. It's not super uncommon, and it doesn't rhyme with candy or mean horny. Everyone wins.

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Arch27 27

Make the last name Ayn and it's a clever pseudonym!

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HogwartsDropout7 0

A girl named Randy? Unique..

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DerekDisaster 5

Good luck introducing yourself to any girls XD

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bizarre_ftw 21

I see slaps, miming, and Really good sex with rebound women in your future Also, the English aren't stupid. I doubt they'd miss understand "hi, I'm Randy, what's your name?"

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bizarre_ftw 21

But if it bothers you, get a nick name

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Metteris 0

Wow, so many people saying OP should just go by Randolph or other male names. OP is a girl, so I think it would be pretty weird to go by Randolph! Btw, I know females called Randy or Randi, so I don't really see the problem. Never met a man called Randy. I guess it all depends on where people are from. Like in my country, Kim is a very common male's name, but not many girls are called Kim. Same with Renee.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sounds like a stripper name, or maybe an ice cream flavor, but I'm too lazy to google.

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user115 0

FYL 229 if u don't know who randy Rhodes is.......>_>

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Sebastian_NG 17

Now I know where did the "Are you Randy" guy from Nick and Norah's infinite playlist came

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