By dazean - 15/11/2011 18:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML
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You deserved it 5 683

dazean tells us more.

dazean 9

In response to why didn't you buy/check/fix it yourself? Answer: I was saving for college, and know nothing about engines. I remembered that it had been broken before, and assumed she didn't have the money to have it fixed- as we were broke most of the time and could barely afford basic necessities.

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Top comments

ieatunicorn4fun 7

I'm sorry, but why wouldn't you have checked if it worked yourself?

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d0j0man 3

I'am sorry dude. Atleast now you can use the unbroken snowblower. Infact the job is going to seem so much easier ;)

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HideouslyHuman 10

Mr rocket.Now my comment seems out of place because you edited yours.

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alival 12

Well u must hav some sick arm muscles from all that shoveling!

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Xxak907xX 0

I hate it when people ask me this question...and I'm sure OP doesn't either...or any Alaskan for that matter

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koolkat27 13

that's like asking someone in Maryland if they know obama. derp

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dazean 9

Totally. Did I mention that I ride a polar bear to work? And my house is really an igloo? :D

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butterz1839 3

Considering Alaska has a population of 698473 and Maryland has a population of 5699478 there's a much greater chance that someone in Alaska would know Sarah palin over someone knowing Obama that lives in Maryland

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KiddNYC1O 20

52- You seem excited.

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Shleebs 12

Are you an Eskimo?! Do you only give Eskimo kisses?! Do you have a pet penguin?! Do you see owls everywhere and did you try and figure out why everyone else who sees owls ends up killing their family once you hypnotize them, and then your daughter disappears and people think you killed her and she's never been found and you have huge bug eyes and you're emaciated and in the "hospital" and you talk in a creepy, super annoying monotone and...

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Mourningstar 4

10 years?!? YDI!!! Why didn't you bother looking at yourself Sherlock!?!

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white16sox 19

Why would they look at themselves for a snow blower?

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mrwiggles5422 4

this news doesn't blow me away. you are telling me that you didn't step a foot in your shed for 10 years? if I were you I'd give yourself and your mother a heavy blow on the head.

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juliajealousyy 1

That's moms for ya.

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