By dazean - 15/11/2011 18:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML
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dazean 9

In response to why didn't you buy/check/fix it yourself? Answer: I was saving for college, and know nothing about engines. I remembered that it had been broken before, and assumed she didn't have the money to have it fixed- as we were broke most of the time and could barely afford basic necessities.

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ieatunicorn4fun 7

I'm sorry, but why wouldn't you have checked if it worked yourself?

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dazean 9

In response to why didn't you buy/check/fix it yourself? Answer: I was saving for college, and know nothing about engines. I remembered that it had been broken before, and assumed she didn't have the money to have it fixed- as we were broke most of the time and could barely afford basic necessities.

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oh_your_god 15

Thankfully you know now though, before the rest of this winter hits.

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AlaskaKid95 7

The snow packs up here it would take you forever with a snowblower...

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Rosalie_Haostn 0

At least you probably have ridiculous arm muscles now. Snow is stubborn!!

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deebowen7369 4

Quit bitching... I have lived in Alaska for twenty years and shovel snow every year!

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dazean 9

Not bitching. I posted because I thought it was hilarious, and thought others would get a laugh out of it.

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eesingz48 3

That blows (like a boss)

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lsd_25 8

in those 10 years, you never bothered to a) get it fixed, b) get a new one, or c) try it out yourself? YDI

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hobo09 3

Why didn't you try to get it out like 10 years ago? Ydi

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causticgirl 6

Sorry. YOU are the idiot that in 10 years didn't even bother to check it out

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