Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob....

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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camogirl 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:38

Wow at least he has enough to do that. Your lucky he's gotta huge dick

itzmebitchez 0

Monday 12 December 2011 9:09

Damn, you're hardcore! Call me! Lol

kayseelayne 3

Saturday 31 December 2011 8:09

That'll be hard to explain.

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:00

That would be an awkward thing to explain in the Emergency ward...

ryanisexy 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:16

He must of been black

Baseball_Monster 1

Monday 27 February 2012 17:23

Must have a had a big dick!

gman90210 18

Friday 16 March 2012 4:45

Well u am sure it ruined his day also

lexishmexi99 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 9:07

That's when you know your doing I wrong

lotrgeek 10

Friday 11 May 2012 19:56

Thats happened to me at least twice.. Just pop it back in and keep on trucking! (or sucking).. Noone likes a quitter!

Mama_Munster 10

Wednesday 30 May 2012 9:06

Been there...lol

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Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

Silver linings

Come again

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