By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada
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Maybe it was written in the summer months and just was now put up on here??
or a public pool...
you're about as fake as those 'i got ripped in seven days' adverts at the side of FML babes ;)
He probably knew she was partially naked. He just wanted to dive in to take a peak. I know it. ;)
lucky guy
odds are that your genitals will be publicly displayed at least once in your life. better early than late.
Aah, that must have been so embarrassing! FYL :(
Make no mistake: He knew what he was doing.
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So let me get this straight: You feel the need to tell us that you dove "perfectly," indicating that you're a prima donna. Then, because you're a prima donna, you made a big show of splashing around in the water and freaking out like you were drowning instead of just blushing and looking around like a normal person. Then, when someone jumped in to rescue you, you continued to cry and panic instead of snapping back to reality and telling the person you were ok, and didn't think to stop even as he started dragging you back to the side of the pool? How did you not deserve it?
im coming to your beach more often