By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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eminemop 0

Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."

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bananagrams 9

"what a coincidence, I want a new daughter!"

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crispy174 7

Ouch I feel sorry for you man

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kaykay20 0

Did you ask her why she wanted a new dad?

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jeob1992 8

Why is everyone saying aww is no one worried bout what could be happening at home?

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FarSide 22

Exactly. Santa may be abusing the little girl.

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asianbeezy_ 5

Or he might not be spending enough time with them. Or he mistreats the mom and the daughter might not like that.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

I think it's more FML for the daughter than OP. For the child to think that, welll yaaa thier is obviously issues there if ya know what I'm saying..Ya?

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IndigoAcrylic 9

And there is issues with my grammar and spelling . The iphone xD Sorry ^^

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wisese 0

Their. Their. Their. Look, I tried three times and my iPhone corrected "thier" automatically back to their. As for the difference between there and their...my brain took care of that one. Stop blaming the iPhone and autocorrect for your spellings errors, please. Simply admit the errors and move on.

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murdersquirrel 15

Also, you got the 2nd 'there' right. Just sayin'. There ARE not IS

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deviable 9

Chances are she's just mad at you about something at the moment, and doesn't actually hate you.

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bananagrams 9

" but daddy! I wanted that one!" something along those lines

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DocBastard 38

Maybe you misheard her and she said, "I don't know, Dad." Ugh...I feel dirty for making such a nice, kind-hearted comment. Make it stop!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Want me to take you out of your misery, Doc? Send me a blank check and i'll take care of you good.

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causticgirl 6

Oh. So warm and fuzzy Doc. Whatever she said, it's obvious she knew Santa was really her dad.

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ZebulonPike 8

Doc- you sorta remind me of Doctor House!

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SpicyPeppers 1

Given that this is from France, that's not too likely. I can see getting them mixed up in English, especially whispered, but in French it would be the difference between "je ne sais pas, papa" and "je veux un nouveau papa"'.

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nc21690 19

ouch kids say the darndest things

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