Kids: Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children....

By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By childdreamkiller - 08/12/2011 17:41 - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

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By unknown - 17/12/2012 11:37 - Canada

Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By Amore - 09/12/2014 19:15 - France - Bois-colombes

Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML

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Saturday 3 December 2011 19:41

Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."

doonerz 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:40

is she getting one?

Comments

w7cook 3

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:29

That's harsh. But I'm guessing she was just super embarrassed by you being santa.

StitchnLilo 24

Sunday 4 December 2011 6:54

Whos to say the girl knew he was santa?

katiekarnif 9

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:31

she didnt mean it! kids say silly things all the time. but agreed, that is a suckish moment!!

screamo_neve 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:21

You don't know if she meant it or not.

smilingj13 1

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:34

Tragic!!

mrz1177 11

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:43

She probably knew it was you ?!

Samuraixman 3

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:44

here comes the holiday depression

j_cat187 19

Sunday 4 December 2011 7:33

Yay, let's all drown our sorrow and misery in booze.

old09 11

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:49

Your daughter is the new child from Omen Hide Santa, hide

perdix 29

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:49

After giving those other kids boners and fingers, I'm sure she thought you were a worse Santa than Billy Bob Thornton.

nelsokev 6

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:06

She is a kid she doesn't know what she's talking about. let's not lie to ourselves we have all probably thought that at one point in our lives doesn't make it true.

akvandervort 21

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:19

Maybe she was just upset that you didn't come to the party with her. She probably wanted to spend time with you and didn't realize that you were in the Santa suit. Don't take personally. I'm sure she loves you very much.