By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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eminemop 0

Whisper back: "and I wanted a boy, but that didn't happen either."

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FreakingFYou 13

Merry Christmas!

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MyPupRox 2

Since he was dressed up, maybe OP's daughter didn't know it was him. I'm sure she didn't want to intentionally hurt your feelings. Either way, I'm sorry:(

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Urbanchiller 0

ask her why. and be the new dad she wants you to be.

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Burn1 0

Go home still dressed as santa. 'guess who your new daddy is!?' Then take the beard off 'Bitch'

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juneashleighb 0

oh my gosh, that's terrible :'(

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Blackmail111 9

I love how 69's name is kidtoronto and he's saying kids suck and also 69 remember you were a kid once

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TheNewGuy03 28

As you know, an anagram for "Santa" is "Satan"! That means YOU, Mr. Hated Dad! Actually, as it turns out, a child hating their parent(s) can mean multiple things. It can mean that you're abusive (which doesn't seem likely from my point of view), or you could really be doing something right. Children can sometimes "hate" their parents if they don't get whatever they want. |the kid|

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ambergurrxo 0

Don't leave that littler girl, that would be the worst thing that would make her hate you so much more. Just try to take her to fun places and stuff

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