By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
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gjortx 2

Well that sucks. At least you can eat the candy. My house got wiped out of all the candy by all the trick r treaters. Maybe next year.

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supportcommand 17

Go ahead and give your dog a bunch of chocolate and let us know how it makes out.

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perdix 29

First, billing yourself as Long Dong Silver gave everyone the Pedo Alert. Also, $30 of those peanut butter chews in black and orange wax paper still suck, regardless of how much you bought.

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kriz_allizwell 6

Oh Sandy, you made me waste money on candy :(

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SeedlessMe 13

Hah! That's so sad, but it still made me laugh.. :]

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Unicorn_Toes 4

Ah but the pirate and his parrot get all the booty now, seeing as no one else claimed it.

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countryrose92 23

We went trick or treating. Out of 3 neighborhoods only 5-8 houses had lights on. I left a bowl of candy on my front porch, wasn't even touched. Halloween sucked.

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zombiekitten87 12

Maybe you live in a bad neighborhood? Either way that does suck.

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saffy66 34

I'm in Australia where Halloween has only really taken off in the last few years. Last year I had tons of kids call so this year I bought heaps - and like the OP I was left holding the goodies. The worst part was, at least a dozen kids were door knocking on our street but they never crossed to our side.

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VoiceMail 12

Like #45, last year my house had heaps of trick or treaters, and we ran out of candy, so I bought twice as much this year. We had half as many trick or treaters. xD ...Not that I mind, now I get to eat it. :'D

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