Miscellaneous: Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot...

By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By halloweensucks - 01/11/2010 01:08 - United States

Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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Halloween, the long wait

By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

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By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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Halloween is cancelled

By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By nocostumeforme - 29/10/2011 16:01 - Canada

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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suboy 10

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:38

Was your light on???

gjortx 2

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:38

Well that sucks. At least you can eat the candy. My house got wiped out of all the candy by all the trick r treaters. Maybe next year.

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Sionnach 10

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:46

Why was it necessary to wait by the door? Go watch a movie or something, and pause it if and when anybody knocks...

MillerBeerTime 5

Thursday 1 November 2012 17:02

Forever alone

TheHarvardian 25

Thursday 1 November 2012 17:12

I dressed as a cat and dressed my kitten in a karate outfit. I also had our stray cay in costume and wad planning on asking everyone if it was theirs when they came to the door. Not one person came. I kind of don't blame them because it was cold and drizzly, but still.

betty_white 12

Thursday 1 November 2012 17:18

sorry op, seems like you really enjoy halloween and didn't get to celebrate it properly .. we're in the same boat .. i love the holiday .. halloween in nyc is cancelled because of hurricane sandy and i have to work on the day the rescheduled it

SeedlessMe 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 17:51

Aww that sucks! Yeah I'm out on LI, stranded with my dog at mom's house, cause my whole town still has no power :( We still dressed up too, even though there was nowhere to go...

Raytestrak 3

Thursday 1 November 2012 17:31

Lucky you. I'm glad I'm not American. First kid that rings my doorbell for snacks is taking a swim in the canal.

alymolina 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 18:14

A lot of people didn't got trick or treating around my area because it was a lot colder this year than usual.

spottyblanket 8

Thursday 1 November 2012 19:09

You are supposed to put a pumpkin outside

ellytoad 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 19:15

We got maybe 15 doorbell rings tops, and still have a big bowlful of candy left. Some of the kids were barely in costumes and didn't say "trick or treat" like we used to get from all of them. It was the emptiest Halloween night we've had so far, and there's not even an obvious excuse.

ReginaEvolution 2

Thursday 1 November 2012 19:36

I find it funny when you run out of candy, kids keep coming.... Then when you actually do have candy kids don't even come. I still have 12 lbs of candy left hahhaha :P