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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Columbia City

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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monkey314159 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:33

When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.

LemonadePink 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:31

Next time just say : "**** me."

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Fagbe 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 15:49

Frankly, I think you made the right choice of boyfriend. Go you!

stellersfreak 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 17:00

it could have been worse, you could have seen him making out with your sister.

jedanator 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 17:27

LOL! my favourite ever fml, he sounds fun your bf though.

musicismything 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 18:27

lol wow fail. be more straight forward next time

sexpanther10 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 22:36

you should be happy. that proves that sex ISN'T the only thing guys think about. quit whining and get out there and help.

Mervyn 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:40

It's not every day there's snow in Ireland. Count your blessings! Don't worry, You can have sex later! ^_^

acaveman 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:28

maybe you are fugly

JManHobbs 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:55

Epic win.

fgtcnt 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:23

he did exactly what you women want him to do. not listen to you and be unpredictable. if he did what you want all the time you would dump him for being weak.

LaLaJoy 2

Monday 11 January 2010 2:39

Who the **** dumps a guy "for being weak"?? I sure as hell don't. By the way, she didn't tell him to do anything according to the FML. And it doesn't make any sense to expect someone to agree with you all the time, but listening to someone is another thing entirely. I don't really get where you're going with your comment, but something tells me that you're terrible in relationships. That sucks.