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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Columbia City

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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monkey314159 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:33

When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.

LemonadePink 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:31

Next time just say : "**** me."

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toxicavenger89 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:37

lol... he will regret this later if he ever figures out your implication haha

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:42

oh boo hoo, I know you think that every man always wants sex, but I'm sorry, thats not true.

Bonkerss 4

Friday 14 March 2014 13:39

i beg to differ...i dont think ive ever been too sick or tired to have sex...or any reason to say no to it... :/

lulu69_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:45

you didn't join him. I would love it, if my bf walked outside to build a snowman, and I would have gone out to help him

GCali4 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:45

OMG!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahaaahahhahaaa funniest thing EVER!

Hapendax 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:46

Agree with number 10. Nothing can stop a man from building a snowman :D !

actress5698 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:54

Help Him WITH THE SNOWAN

RoseBlack123 37

Tuesday 2 July 2013 23:39

* snowman

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:01

Thats what you get for dressing up like Sarah Palin.

reidiq 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:06

Would have been funnier if you said dresses like Hilary Clinton cause she rocks the pants- suit.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:10

LMAO!!!!

WTFsGoingOn 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:13

Well, I guess he just did what he WANTED.

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