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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Columbia City

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house after working a night shift. The door was locked and, so I wouldn't wake his parents, I called him. Twelve times. Each call went to voicemail and I was left standing outside in the freezing rain until he finally let me in. What was he doing? Playing video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By sleeping on the floor - 27/01/2015 01:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

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By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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monkey314159 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:33

When a man is determined to build a snowman nothing can stop him.

LemonadePink 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:31

Next time just say : "**** me."

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LegoLandKing 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:22

what a badass

hhhiii 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:25

hahaha apperantly he diggs snow more than you

xxxxshanexxxx 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:25

does every girl think all a guy want is sex??

NotEven 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:25

To be fair, you did say anything he wanted. Guess what? He wanted to build a snowman. And now you are mad. So you lied. You did not want him to do anything he wanted, you wanted him to do you. YDI for not saying what you mean.

MissOriginal 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:51

YDI for not being sexy enough... if u were trying to seduce him at least TRY to impress him.... Im a GIRL and I know that....

softballer22 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 8:12

new favorite fml! xD #10 lmfao!

luckyducky123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 8:14

What?! And you're mad because...? I would be right out there joining him! Not only would we build snowmen, we would build walls to hide behind while we had an epic snowball fight. It's your fault. You said he could do whatever he wanted. He wanted to build a snowman. If you wanted sex, you should have asked for it. He's not always going to say he wants sex just because you ask him he can do whatever he wants.

why_me725 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 8:44

Taking you would have been way too easy, building a snowman on the other hand does seem like more of a challenge. Just because that's your boyfriend doesn't mean you have to be such a sleazy *****. Let him work at it every once in a while dipshit.

AliceC_fml 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:05

well. you did say whatever he wanted.

RuralNinja 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:11

I want to know if he was serious or just playing around. He could have been doing that to tease you, or maybe he wanted to do something fun and you're just being a bitch.