By dealingdave - 19/12/2011 12:24 - United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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corporatescoundr 25

Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

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ilovetrouble 0

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!:)

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LadyGore 12

It's kinda ridiculous how people are saying "your kids funny" or "he's a genus". Won't be funny when your child does it and a teacher or police hears and you get questioned because your child's a brat. Learn to parent.

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ViviMage 38

He won't get dropped off a second time!

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Coolio8567 5

My mom used to spank me to prevent this kind of shit from happening. Goddamn, you can downvote me now

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IThriveWithYourPain 14

Man that kid needs to learn you are way more likely to be kidnapped or hurt by a family member than a stranger

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