Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective...

By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 469

Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 578

By RIP iPhone - 26/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I was using my flashlight app in the driveway to avoid stepping in puddles, as my new shoes are untreated suede. I dropped my phone in the puddle instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 043

By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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You deserved it 3 982

By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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You deserved it 70 243

By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 839

By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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You deserved it 3 869

By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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You deserved it 1 587

shibainu519 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:24

get an iPhone

cupcake10101 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:14

fail xD

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saga_darlin 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:44

just cause u aint got one u poor bitch

mustasho 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:15

think on the brightside...... at least it didnt break when it fell :)

rainbow222 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:51

Time to get an iPhone!!

ryanator008 23

Friday 20 June 2014 15:49

That way if you drop it it just breaks in half!

kingsgirl99 6

Friday 16 December 2011 5:20

Now ninja turtles can use it!!!!!

FweakofCydonia 40

Tuesday 10 January 2012 0:39

Do you think master splinter will want it?

jacobootss420 0

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:51

That almost happened when I got out the car with my iPhone ...

shanhigh 2

Sunday 13 May 2012 21:52

either way you wudve ruined it..

orebes 3

Monday 24 September 2012 18:09

YDI for having a blackberry.

ryanator008 23

Friday 20 June 2014 15:47

And an i Phone would've faired any better? It would've broke in half before having the chance to bounce.

elizacandle 29

Wednesday 24 April 2013 5:36

and that's exactly where it belongs.

ryanator008 23

Friday 20 June 2014 15:44

Why do you need a case for a Blackberry? Those things don't break.

supertacowaffle 41

Thursday 9 October 2014 17:28

Best place for it

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Same thing different taste

Mr Butterfingers

Good one, lady

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