Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat...

By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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You deserved it 4 581

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2020 01:56

Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML

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You deserved it 825

By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 989

By Lea - 16/03/2010 13:31 - United States

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 4 905

By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 177

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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You deserved it 380

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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You deserved it 37 456

By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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You deserved it 1 587

SRJ 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:48

I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.

silvereye12 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:55

sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

Comments

trisarahtops 0

Monday 16 March 2009 14:35

wtf don't get it

leadninja 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:37

retards... you put the flower pot on a string, lower it down and use it to grab the keys and bring them up. see?

G_thelegend 0

Monday 18 October 2010 7:31

ur the retard! if a flower pot could fit through the drain theyd be able to reach it with a hand... duh

silvereye12 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:55

sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

fuzz97 23

Friday 23 March 2012 6:16

she's probably autistic, lol

burtonboard97 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:10

you should be more specific. I really dont understand how you could be helped with a flower pot. This should not have been posted.

barrylarkin 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 19:04

British people are weird.

TokiWartooth 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:27

lol yep

zackmx99 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 4:59

have u seen ur profile pic

kitt90 0

Monday 4 April 2011 19:53

and your an idiot coz the OP is from finland

dnlphm94 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:41

lmao i don't get it either but some of the comments on here are funny :) a mental image of someone trying to shove a flower pot down the drain.

Dimaranien 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:26

huh? Even the explanations don't make any sense to me...

s_t_e_p_h 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:57

I don't understand...

rainbowbob 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:54

I think this person is trying to say that he is a complete idiot and has no clue what he is talking about, I hate stupid people.

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:27

Lol at # 20! #18 If she can't fit her hand in the drain how is she going to fit a god damn flower pot? And depending on the size how do you put a flower pot on a string! I for one think you are the retard! Go drop your keys down a drain and see if this works out for you.

utinaeniduin 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:27

#18 i want you to know that i for one get and appreciate your humor in the matter of this ridiculous fml post. #25 take a chill pill and start going to your high school english class more often.