Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen...

By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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Anyone could've waltzed in

By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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alexgirl 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:31

Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.

unfortunate_13 5

Friday 6 November 2009 16:20

let her fish the keys out of the toilet, she peed/pooped on them

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ScaryyMary 14

Friday 6 November 2009 22:41

Whenever my sister's brats drop random objects in the toilet, she sticks her hand in a trash bag, fishes it out, and disinfects it. Her hand stays clean. Or, since it's keys, get a wire coathanger and catch the hook on the key ring. The soak the keys in bleach/water solution. (Unless bleach and metal cause a dangerous chemical reaction, then just use good soap.)

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:46

I had to do the plastic bag thing to get a frog out of my grandma's toilet because my older sisters wouldn't... turns out there was a hole in the bag... yay.

longoria13_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:40

Shitty situation huh

wordgirl 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 2:16

I was wondering if it was No. 1 or No. 2 when I looked at your username. :D

NapoleonDynamite 4

Saturday 7 November 2009 4:09

Omfg! My friend did the exact same ******* thing with her fone.

tmptmptmp 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 6:25

notification of displacement of keys before your sister ***** on them.theres an app for that.

blobner_bob 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 14:33

how is this an FML? u got ur keys back and everything. so nothing bad ever really happened unless u got poop all over ur keys. ive had worse shit happen to me daily. MLIA is way better than this site

Exposi 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:38

And what exactly were you doing with your keys in the bathroom, you sick pervert? And why was your sister there? Was she involved in this disgusting ordeal? You make me sick. Do me a favor and kill yourself so I don't have to track you down and make you bite the curb, you wimpy ass pussy bitch. And if you think you can take me, let's go bitch. Cause I'll knock your ******* skinny ass out and stab you with my nails, ****. Go die. *****.