Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was...

By JamesFuckingBond - 23/12/2016 21:05 - United States - Burlington

Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML

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You deserved it 1 741

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Same thing different taste

By pamcakes - 09/07/2016 17:14

Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 441

You deserved it 1 279

By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 01:50 - United States - Wilmington

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 604

You deserved it 5 826

By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 397

You deserved it 799

By Anonymous - 05/10/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

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You deserved it 2 737

By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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You deserved it 5 032

Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 599

You deserved it 320

By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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You deserved it 4 042

By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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You deserved it 845

Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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You deserved it 28 799

That sucks

By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 484

You deserved it 969

KingAdrock 16

Friday 30 December 2016 8:05

Boo hoo. Don't act like it fell down the sewer. 1. Open up roomba 2. Retrieve ring 3. Go on with life

Magnoxidans 19

Friday 30 December 2016 7:26

#FirstWorldProblems

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CalculatedRisk 19

Saturday 31 December 2016 4:19

Screw that thing or uhh unscrew in this case.

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 31 December 2016 5:06

I'm sure a Roomba can be dismantled, in order to dump out the contents, much like a regular vacuum?

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 31 December 2016 5:13

it's not the book from Harry Potter, just open it up and fetch the ring

TgtMech 8

Saturday 31 December 2016 9:01

Open the waste compartment of the roomba and retrieve the ring. This isn't an FML

great_nate 26

Sunday 1 January 2017 4:37

So? Open it.

leakycauldron 12

Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:22

#firstworldproblems

mamasquirrel78 2

Wednesday 4 January 2017 7:42

Lol. If this is your "FML" moment, count your blessings buddy.

jfsiv 17

Thursday 4 May 2017 23:41

how did this make it as an actual FML?

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 28 January 2020 5:02

So get it out. Its not a friggin black hole. ydi

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You deserved it 1 786

Today, it's the sixth day in a row of non-stop migraines, due to grinding my teeth. Medicine works, but doesn't last. A mouth guard offers very little relief, I'm just so stressed out, and I think too much. FML

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You deserved it 153

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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You deserved it 5 657

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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You deserved it 105

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

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You deserved it 3 190

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You deserved it 774

Same thing different taste

Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

Panic on the streets of Sydney

That sucks

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