Transportation: Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush,...

By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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You deserved it 35 083

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

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By Greg - 29/08/2020 05:01

Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML

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By pedestrian - 26/01/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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repyourcliche 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:16

"successfully flirting" lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

Ilovelife07 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:10

based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"

Comments

Gwyndion 9

Friday 20 November 2009 19:57

So to surmrise it: 1) You're an incompetent driver: Didn't notice signposts AND backed into an obvious stationary object 2) You acted as a **** to get out of trouble you caused Great way to give girls a good name...

StijnJanssen 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:16

Where did OP say OP's a girl? ^^

yaldo_fml 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:36

Are you stupid? I'm pretty sure a tow truck driver wouldn't be interested in a guy

perdix 29

Friday 20 November 2009 19:58

If I was the tow truck driver, I'd have demanded a ******* or missionary position. That was a tow from a reserved spot! If you had just missed the meter by a few minutes, I would have accepted doggy-style or anal like you gave this guy. He must have been sporting some kind of rod if he left a noticeable dent in you. Who knows? If hangs around long enough, maybe he can get into your sister's box, too.

Kirlyfoo 9

Saturday 17 December 2011 14:14

^win

Ilovelife07 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:10

based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"

bahdspeler 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:25

myfriend_youfail 3

Friday 20 November 2009 20:34

Nah, I'd say it's a +5 at LEAST. Poster, maybe you've learned your lesson that karma is a real bitch. Next time, try to take the 2 seconds out of your horribly busy day to check and make sure the space you're pulling into isn't reserved. It'll save you from having to promise sexual favors to a tow truck driver to get out of something you could have EASILY avoided in the first place! YDI.

Mortanious 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:16

YDI hahahahaha

JohnByeBye 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:40

Lol @ #17.

GodOfBeer 5

Friday 20 November 2009 20:42

YDI for being a woman driver loool

youthink_fml 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:42

YDI. For one, you can't miss a reserved parking spot. Secondly, you didn't just drop off a box. If there was time to call a towing company and them to be there, you were there a long time. Third, how many times did pretending you were giving out get you out of a jam. And lastly, after all that, you still backed into a pole. I find this very humorous. You definitely deserve it.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 20 November 2009 20:46

No need for me to repeat. Well said. YDI

patticake1601 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:17

dude, this is Maryland, you call a tow truck because someone is in your reserved spot and they are there in minutes! Towing fee, storage and release in Maryland usually runs above $250. Would not surprise me if this was in Montgomery County either. My apartment complex has reserved spots and when someone parks in them that shouldn't, the tow truck is here within three of four minutes.