Transportation: Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my...

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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You deserved it 5 227

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 682

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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You deserved it 8 803

By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 644

You deserved it 967

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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You deserved it 39 067

And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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You deserved it 808

By theoriginalkydd - 11/12/2018 07:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I met up with my ex-girlfriend for coffee. It’s been months, and I was planning on flexing on her with my new car. Turns out, she also got a new car, and it’s newer, cleaner, faster, and better on gas. FML

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You deserved it 3 631

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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You deserved it 3 793

By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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You deserved it 14 853

Bollards!

By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 16:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I proudly drove my new car to work, feeling on top of the world. As I parked, I noticed everyone in the lot staring at me. I smiled and waved, thinking they were admiring my car. It wasn't until I got to my desk that my boss informed me I'd dragged an orange traffic cone under my car the entire way to the office. FML

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You deserved it 535

Lies and love don't mix

By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

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You deserved it 3 015

metallakes 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 3:54

that would be a noun...

immafiremylaser 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:09

What's a twollop? Is it a kind of fish?

Comments

crownme 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:19

I agree w. #3 But that totally sucks for you

24788 6

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:26

lol, twollop. I'd just laugh at her for using that word.

stiles_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:28

twollop.... is that a pommy thing to say agree with #12

stiles_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:30

#7 actually looked it up in the dictionary

stiles_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:33

should of said "this car was for u and im getting the ferrari for my uncle"

Slappy_Tackle 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:44

Twollop? It's trollop! Is your girlfriend an English person with a speach impediment? Or are you dating Johnathon Ross? (Wossy). Either way your girlfriend is a tool. YDI for being with her

rachelbrianna25 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:55

what a bitch! if my boyfriend brought home a new car, even if i didn't like it, I would be nice about it. ouch, that sucks.

noordinarylove 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 13:00

He probably drives a Toyota Prius. Those cars do look like UGG boots at the ankle. If not that, he's probably driving one of those Smart Cars. Haha. She's right. You do look ridiculous.