By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 153
You deserved it 5 227

Same thing different taste

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immafiremylaser 0

What's a twollop? Is it a kind of fish?

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so_me_fml 0

#39 I resent that. I am a car enthusiast and a girl at the same time. Don't stereotype!! JK though, I know what you mean, I have girl friends who call cars "that green one," or, "you know, the big SUV thingy."

Sounds like someone got a Porsche Boxter!

lmmmr 0

#39 - I think what you mean is that most women have better things to worry about than which unnecessarily large, chemical emitting vehicle gets them from point A to point B.

jamblasticus 0

If she had never seen you drive this car before, why would she then assume that this was not your new car? Is she some sort of twollop?

Depends on the car, but probably YDI.

At first I thought he meant to write 'tulip' don't ask me but then I realized that the word was new slang.... Dumbass......YDI and your girfriend is a dumbass for using the word twollop. The appropriate word would have been ....twat.

Well, atleast you said you wanted to 'surprize' her, I guess you meant the other one xD.

44 wishes they owned a Porsche Boxter and what car did you get!!!!!!!!!!!!