Love: Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've...

By unrequited - 18/05/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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CatEyes66 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:51

uh, wait till she comes back.

babyyninjas 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:51

should have called first

Comments

jared280zx 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:00

what do I do to start talking to a girl that I haven't spoken to in a year to tell her that I've had feelings for her for a long time?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:03

You should always have a backup plan.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:05

**** driving the width of Australia. Takes like a week.

Anubis_81 21

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:26

aye mate, be better off not worrying about it huh?

horneyhic 15

Wednesday 18 May 2011 10:12

try driving the width of Canada 7000km

cldean24 4

Wednesday 18 May 2011 14:35

At least Canada has something to it. Sorry Australians... The desert that makes up the majority of your country is extremely inefficient to live in :( You have moose and wolves getting shot from helicopters in Canada! And if you get to one end you cab see Russia from your back door!

mandalore92 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 18:00

god I hate living in Perth. 5 hour flight if you wanna get anywhere, or like he said a week if youre driving

ritbbehindu 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:41

idiots! it says united states of America, some people

Mell18 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:11

Looks like your gunna have to haul your ass to the Holiday Inn

Livinia 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:15

Well she's gotta come back home sometime.. until then just have a wank in your car.

JPabla03 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 10:54

I like how your thinking :P

xtacticalswarmx 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:46

Yes. Don't want to be a one pump chump after driving that far, then you'll both be disappointed. =

Mattsta123 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:18

if you really love her you will park your ass on her front doorstep and not leave

WompWompWomp123 7

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:21

Well, now this gives you time to go get her flowers and maybe a card. Write down your feelings, so when you leave to go back home, she'll have something to keep and remember you by.