Love: Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've... - FML

By unrequited - 18/05/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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CatEyes66 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:51

uh, wait till she comes back.

babyyninjas 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 8:51

should have called first

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heyred 11

Wednesday 18 May 2011 11:05

I hope that she didn't go on vacation!

lajaynay 15

Wednesday 18 May 2011 15:57

with her fiancé... that would make for a very awkward welcoming.

LukeNukem_fml 3

Wednesday 18 May 2011 11:07

I bet you creepily waiting in your car with a chesire grin on your face the entire time.

ILoveTabz 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:46

that kinda made me think of the jello pudding commercial...

bori7 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 11:31

Dumbass, she was probably on sum other dudes meat by now

laughingman 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 12:54

wait for her then!

sharemychips 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:10

thaats somee straight upp moviee shittt,

YayorNay 8

Wednesday 18 May 2011 14:30

Yeeeaaah, teeeell em hooome guurrl.......

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:17

this made me sad.

trimmerr 1

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:18

wait for her to return and ask her to come home with you. If she refuses force her in the trunk and travel back to your home and keep her in a hole in the basement.

d0gl0ver16 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:31

It's destiny that you guys might not be together it might be a sign but since this is a few hours before you saw each other (if you did) I hope things work out.

ILoveTabz 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:37

awww! it's okay though just try again later! I'm sure she'll be there eventually :)

klong91 7

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:47

Wait till she gets home then.

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