For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding. Totally deserved.

#24: College is the time to get a better education. Yeah, you can have fun but that is not its main purpose. Also, where's the logic in paying a lot of money just for your kid to basically bullshit their way through? I can guess that the reason why the mother won't pay for the college anymore is because she isn't paying all that money for her child to get pissy drunk and think that the KGB is coming after them. If you want college to be a party then pay for it your own damn self, which apparently he/she will do. This story is hilarious though. I'm surprised your mother didn't just laugh at you. There got to be other things that lead up to this...are your grades any good? Do you do this often? If not then we can say that she overreacted. If yes, well, better start collecting cans :P

LOL smooth move. Time for you to pull out your savings. Oh wait, you probably blew it all on beer and drugs. Good luck.

How drunk and or high would you have to be to believe that your relevant to the KGB? Are you sure you weren't smoking crack and drinking cleaning products?

My dad drunk dialed me last night and said almost the same thing. FML

Sorry, don't sympathize. I was an A & B student who never got in trouble in my life, and I still had to pay my own way through college and law school, sometimes working three jobs between/after classes. Be happy your parents had enough money to pay for your school for as long as they did, and go get a job.

I aggree with #56, also, why the KGB? Not the CIA?

Wow....

priceless! now that I'm done with college, I occasionally drunk dial my parents. Luckily, my parents think it's hilarious because I have a career and all that and it's just me acting on random douchebaggery

weed isn't that expensive sooo most of you people are retarded