By Noname - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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Seegtease 0

For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding. Totally deserved.

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Kisharu 0

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

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fml147 0

your the dumb one for calling her; surves you right.

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playmaker09 0

thats the funniest ever! i loved it!

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k4a2t0 0

aww thats funny idid the same thinsg i was so fadeddd and called my dad and asked him to buy me pizza chips in the middle of thenighhhttt. he asked me if i was on dopppee exact words you crackwhore where are you!!! my answer in a zoo??? ya i was grounded for a month and i 14 by the way

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Bloodycrustheart 0

wooowwww I guess your hyper-conservative mom just doesnt know what college is! No offense but some people just suck ass whether they nurtured you early in life or not. Thats kind of a big deal, over a little thing. Not cool.

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Ngood7 0

#70: completely agree. Everyone is being really harsh. College is the place to experiment. I think it'd be really sad if someone just studied all the time and NEVER had fun (I'm not necessarily talking about illegal fun, but by you people's logic, we should never do anything but study). His only mistake was calling his mom, who in my opinion, overreacted. So just calm down!

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T1A2Z3 34

College is expensive. He's very lucky she decided to pay. If she doesn't want to that's perfectly okay. He can pay

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Ranryu 0

haha a former KGB guy installed the security cameras in my building

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Mit_Liv09 0

That's funny, you're a stupid person. You deserve it, I am glad she no longer pays for your college. There are people who really try and can't make it to college. You the privileged one throw your opportunity away..hahaha

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Princesscrystal 0

HAHA your dumb ass probably wasn't even going to class anyway. Have fun cleaning our toilets for the rest of your life :D Ew @ #77. Lol @ #56.

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DuchessAngel37 0

HAHAHAHA! Does(Did) anyone watch Gilmore Girls? That's like when Lane got drunk at that party and called her mom.

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