By Noname - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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Seegtease 0

For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding. Totally deserved.

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Kisharu 0

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

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linzhart333 8

who the **** drunk dials THEIR MOM? do you not have any friends?

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inlimbo11 0

That's not what happens when you smoke weed, that's what happens when you're a ******* idiot and you smoke weed.

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king_dro 0

why would anybody drunk dial there mom, don't you have an ex girlfriend/boyfriend, or someone along those lines to drunk dial like a normal person?

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tomk_fml 0

what elsee are you supposed to do in college?

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BrannFYR 0

Agree with #70 OP - sucks for you bro, I had something similar happen to me I still graduated (with over a 3.0 btw) and am still in debt from college xD

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nazooer 11

So today you got drunk and high and woke up THIS morning recovered? Wtf?

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24788 6

#92 it's because it has to respect the websites guidelines. That sucks though. College should be a fun time to do stupid shit.

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bbobe900000 0

Wow, that's about the 3rd bitchiest thing I've heard on FML. That sucks man

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