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By Noname - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

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You deserved it 125 051

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 395

You deserved it 104

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 170

You deserved it 3 217

By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 734

You deserved it 2 041

Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 877

You deserved it 2 999

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 157

You deserved it 4 856

By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 055

You deserved it 4 532

By Anonymous - 07/10/2018 12:00

Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 164

You deserved it 4 385

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 685

You deserved it 122

By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 521

You deserved it 39 613

By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 833

You deserved it 39 907

Seegtease 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 10:39

For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding. Totally deserved.

Kisharu 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 3:53

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

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lazorzpewpew 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:30

That's what loans are for... then you can be as big of a dick as you want and you don't feel like your parents' bitch (which you are if you are mooching off them).

binaryfission 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:57

So, what? Were you expecting sympathy? You royally ****** things up yourself, YDI.

funnyyy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:00

thatt ******* sucks dude everyone does it

Celfious 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:11

It was probably the alcohol that made you call.. Not the weed.. bunch of anti marijuana propaganda in these comments FTL Hemp is illegal yet it is an easily renewable source of many things even FUEL and most of the people in this thread believe in that propaganda about it being bad because corporations will lose business if we do things with hemp..

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 8 September 2010 12:42

it shrinks the brain ffs

funnyyy 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 18:23

mothafuck #98 you just confused the shit out of me thats too hard to read. but basically WEEDS THE SHIT!

cmac86 23

Saturday 13 June 2009 4:43

Ydi for smoking weed, getting drunk, and drunk dialing. All are stupid, and I say this as a person who loves liquor. But man, I know when you're drunk you don't have the clearest thoughts, but come on man, your MOM?! Stop smoking weed and you can afford to pay for college.