By Noname - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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Seegtease 0

For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding. Totally deserved.

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Kisharu 0

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

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ryguy999 5

All FMLs are required to start with "Today," and end with "FML". Dumbass. Damn, does no one read policies anymore?

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Kade20 4

Umm #24 yes s/he said I was so high and drunk lol learn to read.

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Iamevil123 16

Being high AND drunk is a pretty ****** up combination...

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gman4354 2

I have a hard time believing that your parents didn't drink in college. I feel like as long as your grades are okay, your parents are over reacting a bit. But whatever.

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worldclassrager 39

If you get drunk or high again have someone hold your phone......actually since you are paying your own college funds I think those days are over...

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Grandpa_Gray 5

... Why would not paying for college get you to stop drinking and doing drugs... It doesn't make sense

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c_wyld 21

What did she expect you to do at college?

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