Kids: Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little...

By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 04:35 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

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By babysitter - 26/03/2009 03:45 - United States

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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By badhair - 13/09/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

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By Abby_gummibear - 19/03/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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By Kayla - 18/04/2022 16:00

Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML

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By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:11

That's ridiculous. If anything, that little girl's mother doesn't love HER enough to let her express herself. She's teaching her daughter to judge others based on what they look like. Parenting fail.

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:14

your answer to that lil child " your mom is jealous honey"

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TallMist 32

Tuesday 1 September 2015 18:15

Why do people still have a problem with unnatural hair color? It's just like... Who are you to judge? It's not hurting anyone.

Colleenfllorida 9

Tuesday 1 September 2015 19:18

Wow....I didnt know that a parents love was tied to hair color. Funny how I've dyed my hair a million times and my parents still loved me just the same (even if they didnt love the color...lol) Hell, right now my hair is blonde with lavender highlights and my mom thinks its fabulous, my boss complained when I came in one day JUST blonde (I had to do my roots and didnt feel like adding the lavender back in the same night) and I get compliments on it everywhere I go. And I'm not some rebellious kid....I'm a 42 year old professional. You do your thing girl....if you are happy when you look in the mirror, thats all that matters! :)

Brandon1000 10

Tuesday 1 September 2015 19:27

Sounds like she has experience in the field.

Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 1 September 2015 19:40

Sorry you had to deal with that bitch. She's probably just jealous and tbh I am too. My parents won't let me dye my hair any unnatural color (I want at least a streak of blue). You do you, and be the most fabulous mermaid you can be.