By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

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Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
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quontag 15

You could always dress him up like your favorite **** star.

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softballgrl1086 4

That doesn't sound so bad ;)

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Pitbull305 9

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maz95 17

That's probably just his way of saying you look good! Take it as a compliment.

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tj5810 21

I'm not seeing the problem here...

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windfuelsfire 10

Sasha Grey? Not my personal favorite, but a definite hottie

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Eorlas 31

I personally prefer Gianna Michaels, but hey, to each his/her own.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I have to go with..Jenna Haze! Mmm..give me a few minutes..haha.

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SunAndMoon427 12

I wouldn't talk to my boyfriend for a couple days if he had ever said that to me. FYL. I'm sorry that happened

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UberNova 18

"I'm insecure and needy, How dare my boyfriend even think about having a favourite **** star, the nerve! He'll basically be calling me very sexually attractive! I'll show him! I'll be in a bitchy mood with him for a few days because he isn't perfectly satisfied with me in every way."

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Unless he has barbs on his dick(like a cat), or you don't like his favorite pornstar, I don't see a problem with more sex. Or do you just not like it because he didn't love your true form better?

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