By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

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Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
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quontag 15

You could always dress him up like your favorite **** star.

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softballgrl1086 4

That doesn't sound so bad ;)

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Roolvanik 2

That doesn't sound so bad. Just go with it you could use that to turn him on.

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taka805 10

How much **** does he watch to have a favorite????? FYL

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dragincock 4

You should be happy that your fulfilling his fantasies rather than him trying to fulfill them elsewhere. He gave you a compliment basically saying your every woman in the world to him.

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

At least he's turned on rather than turned off.

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simoncat 11

I was thinking it was Belladonna. Hmm...

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SirEskimo 13

I feel like OP upset that her secret life has been exposed

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dan_in_wi 12

looks like you found a new line of work?

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