By Paris101 - 22/02/2013 14:51 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. FML
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Lauren324 18

Is it you or your kid that's the problem?

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Bluekaren16 19

Maybe your previous parties gave them all cavities.

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emeraldisle 30

I don't think it's a coincidence they all came up with the same excuse not to go to your son's party.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Didn't you hear? There's a mass cavity filler on the loose! Those people have obviously already fallen victim to this sick cruel miscarriage of dentistry. Hurry OP! make sure all of your doors are locked and your son isn't eating too many sweets! You may be next.

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akiahara 14

Miscarriage of dentistry... that sounds terrifying.

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HowieDoIt 21

Hide yo molars, hide yo incisors, cause they fillin' erebody!

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perdix 29

Maybe the local dentist is giving a big group discount to all the kids. Dental care is expensive -- you've got to find creative ways to save money. Also, what you'd be serving at the party wouldn't be doing their teeth much good anyways.

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ICastillo 24

By the sound of it, it's get one filling you get nine filled for free.

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therealslim 15

I feel really sorry for the kid. How're you gonna tell him? :(

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vbmg152 18

My kid has to get a cavity filled that day too! Wow! What a coincidence!

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andyyroxx 20

42- ****, I accidentally thumbed up your comment.

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LissaMccracken 23

#87, don't worry, I gave it a thumbs down for you.

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Freethaawave 19

Cause OP would want to invite a grown man from the internet to his/her childs birthday party... Lol.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Trying to remove all doubt that you're a creep? Great work if so

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vivvajulianne 5

Hahahaha this comment made my day

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LissaMccracken 23

Haha you wanna be invited to a kids birthday party? Alright then.

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perdix 29

Isn't crank pretty popular in Missouri? I'm sure with all the Meth Mouth, dentists must be up to their elbows in futile procedures.

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