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By ArmyMan - 24/06/2009 16:37 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I enlisted for The Navy because my Boy Scout leader encouraged me. He fought in Korea and is a real inspiration. I asked him what motivated him to join The Navy. He said he was drunk and didn't remember joining until he was called up. FML

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By sober judge - 03/10/2013 03:46 - United States - Enfield

Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML

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Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2022 06:00

Today, I was considering joining the army, so I asked my veteran uncle what the worst bits are. He told me the worst was learning for yourself just how horrible it is to see the light go out behind someone’s eyes as they die with your bullet in their chest. I don’t want to join the army anymore. FML

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coldplaylive2003 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:04

You're old enough to join the navy and still in the boy scouts?

singachic87 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:08

@ 1: Maybe he enlisted as a result of his former Boy Scout leader, but yes you can still be in scouts at age 18. OP: If he's a real inspiration and encouraged you to enlist, how did you not discuss his motivation to join until now?

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jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:18

You enlisted without asking for the full story first?! FML for sure.

Tifoxendine 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:19

Why is ur name army man and navy isn't bad

shakenbake93 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:19

At least you're willingly doing something to help our country. best of luck to you.

ravinderkaler 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:21

i agree, thanks for joining the navy.

mijzelffan 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:21

lol, that is one good answer. Sign out immidiatly

Jsweeney 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:28

really? thats your solution?

manoverboard 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:27

Those are the true heroes right there.

Mr_Positive 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:32

despite that he still encouraged you to join...must be worth it from his opinion...but yeah don't sign up only cause he recommended to, you must want it yourself or else it will be hell for you

fudgemeister 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:33

@14 Good point. Why is your name army man? Why did you post this from the UAE? If you are telling the truth, then don't worry about it so much. The Navy isn't so bad and can give you a great start to life. Just don't get in trouble or you're screwed forever.