Miscellaneous: Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party,...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

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By mylifeisfcked - 25/02/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML

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By Muralove - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Matawan

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

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By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 17:30

Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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By ahh - 28/12/2009 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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Partytime!

By revalc - 16/08/2009 04:35 - Canada

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By Blade83 - 09/08/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML

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Parasocial to the max

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML

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Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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caffieneminx 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:05

I would honestly have to agree. Opening night of Harry Potter matches no other.

twilighter_644 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:05

pshh who wouldn't go watch Harry Potter instead *light bulb goes on in head* maybe you can have your birthday party at the movie theater!

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btuwo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:19

so? just go with them to the movie! I bet its gonna be pretty awesome, considering how great the 6th book was.

megs1361 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:22

i feel bad for you. i think you need some new friends.

megs1361 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:22

i feel bad for you. i think you need some new friends.

mara_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:25

you can't deny it...harry potter > birthday

delly_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:27

OMG! When is out?

Mata_Hari 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:27

That's not an FML, that is an IDEA! Like a few before me have said, HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY AT THE CINEMA!

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:30

O_o why dont you just incorporate the movie into your birthday? you just have to get around it, they wont spend the whole day at the cinema

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:32

Harry Potter birthday party! Yeah! ****, i'm 21, and I had a Harry Potter birthday cake! Just relocated your party to the theater. That would rock! Especially if its the midnight showing!