Intimacy: Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML - FML

By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

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Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

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Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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By virgo - 30/01/2010 06:50 - France

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Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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By blarghhhh - 28/02/2016 14:58 - United States - Owosso

Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML

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By k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 20:09 - United States

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Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2021 01:59

Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML

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kzxvazure 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:27

just say no....

HSOMGF 5

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:33

That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.

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ksadie21 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:36

Wouldnt it be the wife saying fml because her husband is faking back pain to get out of sex?

ksadie21 2

Wednesday 25 April 2012 16:39

Is he gay?

AwesomelyPurple 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 1:36

Damn! Tbh not a lot of guys would say no to sex. Thats bad =/

niklaus1 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 4:30

that bad huh?

Pancakemines 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 13:12

Good for you?

Javajunki 2

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:50

for some reason this just pisses me off. after spending over 6 months with a ruptured disc, and only able to have very infrequent and extremely careful sex, the idea of faking back pain makes me hope you actually get the back pain you so richly deserve.

phycoM1213 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:04

Why would you marry her if she was that ugly?

SueP_FL 2

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:14

this should be your wife's post -- you jerk.

rook95 0

Friday 27 April 2012 7:11

Your lame

tagss1387 0

Friday 27 April 2012 22:03

Asshole

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