By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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AsianCookie247 14

You Are just now farting in front of him? ...

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sariannacanna 6

How did you survive for 26 years and never farting in front of him?!? Thats some extreme control *claps and nods* lol

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robc32ca 4

Should have done it sooner! And during sex...

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ellakacyme22 6

Yeah she sould do that more often and be free round her husband more

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AngryBlckMan13 2

Omg i just realized ive never heard my mom fart..... Bepto bismo time >:3

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Do you mean pepto bismol? I've never heard of what you're talking about....

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LegalyWhite 7

Farting is no big deal your husband and kids both do it tell them to grow up

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plolkh 3

wow, 26 years...!!! so it was like 26 years of farts, in one fart.. must have been loud....

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2O12 6

She's not "infront" of her boyfriend 24/7..

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Just because she doesn't fart in front of her husband doesn't mean she hasn't farted..

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Reminds me of Peter Griffin in the old episode about him wanting to be a knight. (fart) Peter: "what was that?"

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maphineRAWRS 10

lololololol that's so funny, my mum always farts haha

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lovelife9 12

I started farting in front of my boyfriend within two months....he doesn't care

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TheNewGuy03 28

If I'm dating someone, I actually *encourage* them to let their farts out. In private, of course. It's a natural bodily function, really. |the kid|

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