By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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AsianCookie247 14

You Are just now farting in front of him? ...

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sariannacanna 6

How did you survive for 26 years and never farting in front of him?!? Thats some extreme control *claps and nods* lol

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DocBastard 38

Hell, Mrs. Bastard and I will have contests to see who can outfart the other. I usually win, but I won't tell you what spoils go to the victor.

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whisperingeye13 0

I assume a fresh pair of pants would be the prize most sought after

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Mackenzie99 6

Aha that's so cute :) well don't take yourself too seriously :P nobodies perfect

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rubberduckie72 4

farts are funny. i mean i dont cut th in public, but aroundy family i am not gonna hold them in or leave the room everytime it happens. my husband is actually proud when i let loose a good one. which i suspect is why your hubby mailed the kids. a mixture of pride and amazement. i mean after 26 years you did not think he would have a reaction.

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needarb 3

She definatly shouldn't have had to not fart in front of him

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RedPillSucks 31

On the contrary, I think she should have "defiantly" farted in front of him.

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pongo_lycaon 4

Someone should give you an award! 26 years has to be some kind of record!

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lmaoatall 6

I don't know why, but everytime an fml starts off with 'fart' I get excited. You just know it's going to be funny. Op, I don't know how you've been able to muffle the gas box for so long, but that has to be a record. You should be proud!

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perdix 29

What an asshole! Not your husband, but your literal anus. Having such control of your sphincter to control your farts for 26 years is amazing. It was a good run. Are you going to pucker up and hold your farts for another 26 years, or are you just going to let 'em rip whenever the mood strikes?

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Enslaved 36

The OP seems like a tight ass. Stick some Santa's coal up there and get diamonds for Christmas!(:

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petraphotoDOTca 6

THIS is why my mom advised me to let one rip ASAP in front of the boy I wanna marry.....it doesn't always work, but if so - he's a keeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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