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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Ted - 06/06/2019 18:00

Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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silentblack 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:02

Who stunk out who?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 28 February 2012 16:11

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 28 February 2012 17:03

Smite him with your farts.

SeemsToFail 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 17:04

Farting=intimate since when?????

toelie 26

Tuesday 28 February 2012 17:32

Since it involves sharing scents from the innermost regions of our bodies.

rabbittboi 18

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:25

Yeah, I could go awhile without bathing and share the scent of smegma... That's about as romantic as flatulence... Which is to say it isn't.

emba_fml 13

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:14

Pretty sure that's the point.

pike1346 3

Tuesday 28 February 2012 17:07

Maybe that is because you let yourself go???? I mean, you are just blowing arse in front of him now.....bet u look like shit too. And you wonder why?

loserman67 35

Tuesday 28 February 2012 17:12

A few observations: The fact you farted in front of your husband makes you pretty cool in my book The fact you were able to produce additional farts just elevates your status The fact you were willing to fight a fart war makes you uber cool So who won and who sharted? It has been my experience that 99% of all fart wars end with someone surrendering due to the appearance of a shart in their shorts. Stock up on Febreze...I have a feeling this was just round one - *A hint: watch out for the Dutch Oven!