By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
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silentblack 0

Who stunk out who?

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DocBastard 38

OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.

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beesmakewax 3

It's only fun and games until someone accidentally ***** a little in their pants

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hateevryone 14

hahaha that's true love right there. where you're comfortable enough to fart around your partner.

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MrsUresti 8

That's nasty OP no wonder he doesn't touch u maybe if u started to act like a lady and NOT fart in front of your husband things would get better.

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Miaoudeminou 7

Not all guys want a "lady". I fart, burp, drink beer and do weird things around my boyfriend. Due to conflicting schedules we only have sex 2-3x/week right now. If we had more time together I'm sure it'd be more. I also like tattoos, scarification and I don't shave my legs/armpits in the winter. And OMG guess what!? He wants to marry me. **** that "you must be a lady" b/s.

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