Kids: Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered...

By Brandy_Dandy78 - 12/06/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Good 2 have friends. - 28/12/2010 18:04 - United States

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By BondingTime - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Reread it.

luckycharm421 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:28

siblings, you gotta love them xD

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gOlfwAng_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:41

troll into church with huge penis on forehead... like a boss.

Alybaybee 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:58

Well god says come as you are :)

Dark_Angel003 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:24

maybe they thought they were birthmarks.

cedesh 4

Monday 13 June 2011 8:10

to all the idiots saying " you shouldn't fall asleep in church " OP clearly says she fell asleep : ON THE WAY TO CHURCH ... get your facts straight

pip74205 9

Monday 13 June 2011 9:20

Your first mistake was not getting enough sleep. Your second was thinking that you need to go someplace to show your faith. Your third mistake was bothering your God on his day off.

writergirl23 19

Monday 13 June 2011 10:17

you are a heavy sleeper

ydnar 5

Monday 13 June 2011 15:42

It would've really been funny if they put 666 on your forehead.

Monii_Harlz 11

Monday 13 June 2011 17:11

It could have been much worse.... ;D 60 - very much agreed, I am not religious myself I do not believe some things that the bible says are right but I respect what others believe as my mothers side is christian