By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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quickit 24

Things can be replaced, you can't! It sucks that they stole your things but at least you made it out unscathed.

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dave20012 15

Sorry OP, But look at this way..they stole your Electronics money or and other valuables but they didn't take your life or injure you in any way. Now time to ask your family for new items for Christmas. Good luck

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MrConcise 34

Wasn't there an FML with nearly this exact wording some time back?

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feven 32

No I think in that FML the person fell asleep while they were being robbed. But Ik what you're talking about it was published in July or something

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Nyx7 24

I would ask how you manage that but I know firsthand how deep sleep can be. sorry hun that sucks

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Classy_Sassy_15 15

You're a deep sleeper OP. I'm sorry you house was robbed.

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j_cat187 19

This is a repost. I have definitely seen this one before

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Notverycreeative 13

90% of robberies are by people you know. So who knows you're a heavy sleeper and has the balls to rob you?.. sorry about your bad luck

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meghancuma 14

A whole new meaning to a heavy sleeper

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