Work: Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Brian B - 13/09/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Courtney - 07/11/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Thursday 7 April 2016 7:14

I smell something and it's not a promotion

Laphog 17

Thursday 7 April 2016 7:19

Getting paid to sleep and poop, a career we all aspire to attain .

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waleedma 18

Thursday 7 April 2016 22:49

What happened??

Witchylady 17

Friday 8 April 2016 4:33

I guess you must have been very tired. And taking a dump sometimes can really take it out of you

DakotaAnn88 12

Friday 8 April 2016 5:05

How does one fall asleep while defecating?

xx000o 27

Friday 8 April 2016 10:40

A good shit does wonders for the mind and body.

vonvaski 18

Friday 8 April 2016 19:41

Go to bed

Tomryan279 10

Saturday 9 April 2016 20:13

I know this is bad to say but I hope someone found you and took a pic

TRIKYNIKKY 5

Sunday 10 April 2016 0:30

How in the world did you manage to do that?

rmlaxo 5

Monday 11 April 2016 4:43

Doesn't beat when I got drunk after prom, fell asleep taking a dump, so my friends had to wipe me and then they showered me. True story.

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