By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
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Same thing different taste

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takeapieandrun 9

How did you manage graze so many things at the same time? Lol.

Strike me down if i'm being stupid.. But: I'm pretty sure the brakes don't rely on the chain.

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Graawr 7

That happened to me too. T-T After that I didn't rode any bike for 3 years.

FYLDeep 25

Is that your personal best OP? How are you planning on outdoing it?

not sure insurance will cover grazing...maybe some peroxide and neosporin will do :)

randomlover 0

that isn't just falling off a bike that's like ******* falling, skipping across the pavement and then rolling to a stop, you might as well get hit by a car if all that happened from a simple bike ride

astroid714 0

awh. these things happen..wash yourself up and take a nap. careful getting up - you'll probably be stiff.

astroid714 0

I've done mostly everything super blown nd never got in an accident ... once I was scared of music it wus raping my ears bahahaha

Perhaps if you had been wearing some sort of protective gear it might not have been so bad.

i find it somewhat hard to believe that you were injured in all of those places... i am a nurses aide and work in an ER and have seen tons of cases of people falling off of bikes. how can you hurt both your thigh and shin? unless somehow your leg was perfectly straight, which it obviously wasn't, because you said you hurt your knee also. also it's kind of impossible to hurt your collarbone and shoulder both, because your shoulder is on the side of the body, and the collarbone on the front.... sucks you fell of your bike. in the summer -and in the winter too- i get the arduous task of picking gravel out of a adult or child's knee or elbow... fun shit

styphon 5

Easy to answer: tumbling. In the act of tumbling multiple areas of the body will be exposed to injury. You may land on your shoulder, tumble thus injuring your clavicle, and then finish by dragging your shin across the pavement.

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