Health: Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip,...

By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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Thursday 2 September 2010 9:09

How did you manage graze so many things at the same time? Lol.

CloudEnvy 17

Thursday 2 September 2010 12:03

Strike me down if i'm being stupid.. But: I'm pretty sure the brakes don't rely on the chain.

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notsocommonsense 1

Thursday 2 September 2010 10:16

learn how to bike this made me laugh as a mountain biker i've never heard of someone failing this hard lol

its_tuesday 6

Thursday 2 September 2010 10:42

my uncle just recently got fired from his job for having crutches because he broke his leg when someone hit him with their car while he was riding his bike home from work. he flew over the car and hit the pavement so hard it broke his helmet in half. i think you got off pretty easy. put on a band aid and shhhh.

Lils123 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 11:19

Sorry but.. I lol'd Haha, but seriously that sucks man.. I only fell off my bike when I ran into trees o_o

oshi16toofly 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 11:19

Today my sisters threatened to leave church without me. So naturally I chase after the car. Not thinking that even though it's September Alaska still gets black ice. So basically I ran, slipped, dragged my face across the ground, and layed there for about 5 mins before anyone realized it wasn't a joke. Now I'm in the doctors office waiting to get 10 stiches down my face. FML

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 3 September 2010 0:38

Please learn how to properly submit your FMLs, so they can go through the moderation process. If you won't do that, then at least learn to rephrase your FMLs as comments.