Health: Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip,...

By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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By Boarder - 01/06/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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Thursday 2 September 2010 9:09

How did you manage graze so many things at the same time? Lol.

CloudEnvy 17

Thursday 2 September 2010 12:03

Strike me down if i'm being stupid.. But: I'm pretty sure the brakes don't rely on the chain.

Comments

DialecticChaos 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 16:18

what do you expect? nature is filled with things that could kill you, like bicycles, and buffulo bob

crusher77 1

Thursday 2 September 2010 17:15

your ****** retarded

Bees_fml 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 17:18

His ******' retarded what? Oh, the irony.

joker2000 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 17:56

thats what you get for working at burger king

caleb_9756 14

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:03

I'm sorry, did I miss something?

GamerCon 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 18:34

I'll call you nettle carrier. LOL @ Salad Finger reference. It's happen'd to me, well except the nettle part.

sexyscooter 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 19:07

what in the hell wer u tryin to do?!?!? you musta been tryin a new trick, damn kid gotta be more careful. i remember when i was green

cassidynoel 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 23:44

what does ydi mean?

smileyshraddhas 9

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:52

ydi means you. deserved it.

tricHster 4

Friday 3 September 2010 0:34

What does "stung my other leg on nettles" mean? I can't be the only person who's never seen or heard that before.

miz66independent 1

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:49

I've never heard of them either!

smileyshraddhas 9

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:49

it's a plant. the stinging nettle. it has fuzzy stems that sting when you touch them basically..

Saiyza 4

Friday 3 September 2010 2:07

Ouch! When you fell, did you try to do a spin or something?

ugwmii 0

Friday 3 September 2010 4:00

don't sweat it bro. we all fall off. our bikes :D no biggie

kellinowlin 1

Friday 3 September 2010 5:43

why the **** was this approved??? stupid ass story!!!!!!!!!!!! poor baby!!!??

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