By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
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TheBiggerBoot 7

Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

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theoldman 22

Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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conman531 23

If you were on the ground already and he jumped on to you, that's not a body slam. That would instead be a splash of some sort... Yeah yeah I'm a wrestling nerd

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JustASpectator 8

It's because he was drunk, your body goes limb when you're drunk preventing you from getting hurt. So next time your brother jumps on top of you, make sure to be drunk as well ;)

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richiedbond 16

I like your brother. I want to get drunk with him and see what other awesome things he does!

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molliekatz 6

sucks for you BUT EPIC for him lmfao! WHO does that shit in real life?

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tzimtzee 3

If you only ended up with a broken arm your brother needs to work on his finishing move :P

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Yoyo2002 10

when I was younger a similar thing happened I was on the trampoline with a few friends and there dog there dog knocked me over and 1 of my friends put there elbow out and jumped on my stomach is was out of breath for a while after and we were like 7 years old

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