Miscellaneous: Today, I felt bad about rarely complimenting my mom about her...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 04:48 - United States - Watertown

Today, I felt bad about rarely complimenting my mom about her cooking, so during dinner, I raved about her incredible, creamy, macaroni and cheese. It came from a box. FML

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Same thing different taste

By zachadams - 16/09/2013 21:03 - United States - Buffalo

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:47 - Canada

Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML

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Too many cooks, etc.

By hazyshadows - 18/03/2020 17:02 - United States - Edmond

Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML

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Connoisseur

By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was reprimanded by my mom and her current man over my opinions on one of their church social friend's "homemade" lasagna. I didn't say anything, just took one bite, and ate no more. How politely do you say that you know full well she shoved Stouffer's frozen lasagna into the oven? I recognized it from just the smell! FML

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Everyone loves a weepie

By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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Speak for yourself

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML

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By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

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By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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By badcook - 24/09/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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By Lola - 20/12/2008 12:23 - France

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

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WeLikeIke 23

Sunday 7 December 2014 15:52

Well, that was awkward 0_o You can tell her that she was such a good cook that even her boxed stuff tastes good!

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 7 December 2014 15:56

Doesn't matter, it's still mac and cheese. That shit is always good.

Comments

DewIchigo 17

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:24

If i don't compliment my mum's cooking she doesn't let me eat (>.

Radioactive_Kiwi 17

Monday 8 December 2014 4:26

How can you compliment it if you haven't been able to eat any?

infinitemonkey 21

Sunday 7 December 2014 20:38

You know that door on the side of the dining room? You know where that goes? It's called the "kitchen," and maybe if you go in there (even offer to help!) you'll avoid the future embarrassment of not knowing how your servant--oops, I mean mom--made dinner.

CaroAurelia 12

Sunday 7 December 2014 21:47

Half the shit my mum cooks comes from a box, but it still tastes a damn sight better than if I cooked it. If it ever happens again, feed her some shit about her adding love.